{"id":8601,"date":"2022-12-26T17:25:53","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T22:25:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alt-fw.org\/public\/?p=8601"},"modified":"2022-12-26T20:34:59","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T01:34:59","slug":"please-dont-look-this-is-embarassing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alt-fw.org\/public\/?p=8601","title":{"rendered":"Please Don&#8217;t Look: this is embarassing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8636\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/alt-fw.org\/public\/?attachment_id=8636\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?fit=3496%2C2176&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"3496,2176\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"PapaNashManMytheLegende\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?fit=640%2C398&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-8636\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=300%2C187&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=300%2C187&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=150%2C93&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=768%2C478&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=1536%2C956&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=2048%2C1275&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?resize=850%2C529&amp;ssl=1 850w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/alt-fw.org\/public\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PapaNashManMytheLegende.png?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>I am in process of updating the web site because after I updated the main server, I learned the hard way that the WordPress theme I was relying on was incompatible with php versions greater than 7, and of course those are all obsoleted now and not available.\u00a0 This crashed the WordPress, because, you know, we only use the very bleeding edge latest of whatever. 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