Patient: Oh, Dr. Wilson, I have terrible troubles. I do hope that you can help me.

Psychiatrist: Now calm down. Just lie down on the couch and tell me all about your troubles.

Patient: Well, Doctor, I have a duplex penthouse apartment in New York and a summer house on the beach at the Hamptons. I drive a Rolls-Royce, and my wife drives a Jaguar. My two boys go to the best private school in the city. We belong to three very swanky clubs, and every year I manage to spend a month in Europe.

Psychiatrist: These things are very wonderful, but let’s get down to your basic problem.

Patient: I was just getting to it, Doctor. You see, I only make $100 a week!

Received from Steve Sanderson.

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